Counting Endlessly

1282 Nyans!

 

In the year 1283 (must...resist....urge...fail)

The Anime Dark Ages consumes the Moon. Meanwhile on Mars, martian ninjas plan a invasion on all ramen shops on Earth due to the dangerous allergies they get from them. Only the tag team efforts of secret ninja turtles from North America and Pokemon from Japan prevent the destruction of ramen noodles from invaders. This would serve as inspiration for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, only it replaced ramen with pizza in order to improve relations with Mars.

Still with me? No? ....I'll find you and drag you to my level.

 

1284 nyans

 

1286 nyans

 

1287 Nyans

 

1288 nyans

 

In the year 1289,

The Anime Dark Ages has now consumed the milkyway galaxy. In a galaxy far, far, away Anakin Skyrunner pierces the heavens with his giga drill in order to save Yoko from the clutches of Jedi hamsters from Naboo.

I had to believe in the Doomguy that believes in me in order to remember this one.

 

1290 nyans. I'll believe in that doomguy that believes in the other doomguy

 

1291 nyans

 

1292 nyans. we be close to getting out of this age doom

 

1293 seconds past of my absence

 

1294

 

1295 wewewewewewew

 

1296 Nyans.

 

In the year 1297,

The Anime Dark Ages consumes the entire universe. Meanwhile at the origin of everything the Nyan cat god flies over the space expelling a colorful rainbow from it's rear end in the tune of a happy song. At the end of the rainbow is the rumored box of lucky charms cereal with a leprechaun defending it. No one to this day knows whether nyan cat god made it to it's destination.

 

1298

 

1299 nyans

 

The year is 1300.

The Anime Dark Ages that plagued the known universe was defeated by the power of anime tropes and cliches. For the first in history writers learned the art of creating predictable harams, shounen adventures with dimwitted heroes, science fiction mecha with depressed teenagers, and more importantly the inclusion of adding a J-pop opening theme to all anime with no reason behind it.


..........history is so cruel.