Counting Endlessly

1200 well people before were busy watching anime to notice rust


makes sense, that was the end of The Great Anime Era.

 

You see Noobs, in the year 1200 they were watching anime plays on a theatre with the actors in cosplay.

In the year 1202 (sev was correct on the end of the anime era in the previous year)
The second crusade is launched against the cursed land of Rome in an attempt to recover the lost history of the ancient Roman space empire that conquered half the galaxy with the mystical weapon, the Death Star. The attempt discovered a new species called Ewoks, a brutal blood thirsty beast that ate half the crusaders and even ate their own in bloody gladiator coliseum fights.

This would serve as inspiration for Star Wars where George Lucas shamelessly reduced the Ewoks to teddy bears in a deliberate insult to the lifes that were lost.
Ewoks are not teddy bears! They eat people! Even the film showed this briefly on the cooking part! Don't let Hollywood dictate what you know of history. Follow my history instead.

1202

 

1204 nyans

 

1205

 

1206 nyans

 

1207 

 

1208

 

120nyan

 

1210 .. but no nyans ...

 

1211

 

Captain log 12-12

My crew was able to disembark on Pokemon Safari Island however a fierce storm sank our ship during the night. We will continue our search for the legendary pokemon. Crew morale is still high. Professor Ash Ketchum left the safety of the camp to go Pokemon hunting.
I don't know what to do with him. The safety of my crew is of upmost concern and his nonchalance of the situation is disturbing.

End of log.


This is the start of a chain of events that doomed the famous expedition on Pokemon Safari Island.

 

1213 nyans. so wait does ash actually age enough to become a professor or is he just a 10 year old professor?

 

1215 nyans

 

1216 nyans

 

1217....................................................

 

1218! ~\_(OoO)_/~

 

1219 nyans

 

Captain's log 12-20,

We were able to set up a base camp on the southern ridge of the inactive volcano. Some of the crew have been complaining about noises from the cave that leads into the mountain. We should search out the cave for clues on the legendary Pokemon. I spoken with professor Ash Ketchum on limiting his excursions outside the camp but the old man kept rambling on about finding Mew before Team Rocket executes Pikachu.

Is this nutcase really the one who met with the legendary Mew? Just today he needed my advice to catch a Metapod!

End of log