Would You Rather?

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Would you rather be bald or have an over abundance of hair?

 

over

listen to justim beiber or katty perry songs

 

Katty Perry

Listen to Weird Al Songs for a whole week or the original songs he bases his parodies on?

 

Weird Al, it's amusing

Be known as the one who created the ultimate work of art or destroyed one?

 

The one who created.

Would you rather be remembered for the bad things you did? Or be forgotten?

 

What's "bad" is simply a matter of interpretation, Genghis Khan pillaged and plundered the world until he had the largest contiguous empire on the planet and is now regarded with respect despite his violent and bloody rise to power. If the "bad" things I did were done because I thought I was doing the right thing at the time, then I have no problem being remembered. Mortality only lasts as long as your name.

Would you rather...
Be able to speak 5 different languages?

Or read any language?

 

ide rather be able to read them .. I assume i can understand them?! well ide pick which one would let me watcn anime RAW

Would you rather be a butter fly or a sea gull

 

Butterfly, so I can be graceful as f*ck.

I've hate seagulls because when I was a kid, one swooped down and took my fried chicken leg from my hand and ate it. Cannibalistic act maybe?

http://shaebaxter.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/butterfly.jpg

Would you rather be able to teleport up to 1km every 5 minutes or own a personal portal gateway (the size of a normal door) that you can use up to 5 times a day.

Details on the gateway: All enter / exit portals must be placed physically by YOU, so you have to have traveled there at least once.

 

I would rather have the gateway, seems better to just visit a location, set up a portal, and go home rather than just stop and go very 1km.



Also, since I don't think anyone answered it.

Weird Al songs are hilarious but some of the songs he parodies are pretty good as well. So probably the originals. Would you rather have to run 10 miles in 100f degree weather or in 20f degree weather. That would be 37c and -6c


I've done both and I would have to pick 100f.  It's hot but you get used to it.  When you're running and it's cold outside it just feels like your lungs are freezing, I hate that.

Would  you rather be mauled by a kitten or eat a sock that had been worn for a year without washing, also it belongs to a very active athlete who has a problem with over-perspiration.

 

mauled by the kitten.

Would you rather sit in a cage full of lions for 5 minutes, or a cage full of monkeys for 1 hour.

 

Lions.

Would you rather give away all of your possessions for nothing or bathe in a grimy bath tub filled with lobsters, snakes, and puppies for 3 hours?

 

grimy tub.

would you rather get punched in the face three times, or kicked in the crotch once?

 

face


would you rather have to eat green olives or black olives

 

Black olives.

Would you rather have flashlights or telephones for hands?

 

peg legs,

Would you rather wear roller-skates for the rest of your life, or a motorcycle helmet.

 

Motor cycle helmet.  At least then I wouldn't be falling all over the place.

Would you rather be forced to eat a lamp or a toaster?  (The toaster does not have toast in it.)

 

I would have to go with lamp, seems easier.

Would you rather jump off a cliff into sand or bricks?

 

sand. At least you have a chance of it being softer and breaking a little bit of your fall. bricks will just outright kill you.

would you rather do Kate Upton or Jennifer Lawrence