Corrupt my wish

Its pretty easy.

You make a wish, next person grants it, only with a twist.


EX:
My wish: I wish I had chocolate right now.

Next poster: Granted, but its old, moldy and half melted.

Only rule is be creative and have fun!


I wish i had money XD

NOTE: THis game was originally posted by Walshy

 

Granted now you owe a huge interest for the "loan"

I wish my new puppy would stop peeing on the floor

 

Wish granted, your puppy is now peeing on your couch.
I wish I had a girlfriend xP

 

Granted however she is a hideous old trollish witch that brainwashes you into being her slave.

I wish to save you from this horrible fate

 

Granted. Sadly though, you must take his place. Except that now it's a harem of increasingly worse specimens, to which there is a new addition every day.

I wish I had an infinite supply of incredibly delicious food.

 

Granted, but all of it is expired
I wish i was famous

 

Granted but rabbid fans kill you and steal your body parts.

I wish for the perfect anime.

 

Granted, but it's created by futuristic robots, and all of the characters speak in binary, morse code style.

I wish I could more effectively balance sleep and leisure time!

 

granted, in prison
i wish for an apple

 

Granted


I wish I was immortal.

 

Granted, but you watch everyone you care about die.

I wish for a glimpse of the future.

 

Granted you can see a moment in the future, but it turns out you had your eyes closed at this particular moment.

I wish i had a pet fish

 

Granted, but it is a shark and can survive out of water and eats you from the waist down you survive as half a person.

I wish I had the powers of Q from Star Trek.

 

Granted, but you can only use them between the time of 5:55am and 6:00am, and you had to give up all your limbs to get it.


I wish that when I die, I could be apart of the SSS, Not Yet Dead Battlefront. (Angel Beats!)

 

Granted, but you will be revive as a barnacle.
I wish, I will be the next harem king.

 

Granted but you're harem is full of Yandere's.

I wish Umineko no Naku Koro Ni: The Animation was better

 

Granted but the government doesn't allow the public to view it

I wish i was a MOD on this site

 

Granted, but you're only a moderator of the comment you made the wish on.

I wish I was a robot from the future.

 

Granted but you are living in a time period where you have no compatible power source and you stop working

I wish the world was turned into one huge anime

 

Granted now everyone is in the world of EVA where we have to rely on an immature teenager who pilots a giant robot fighting aliens. Oh yeah and he does a poor job at it too.

I wish I could pilot I giant robot.