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A legless cow but only if it's a Sunday otherwise it's called a chicken

Why can't people lick their own elbow ?

 

Because that is a job for someone else.

Why would you name a boy Bob?

 

i know you know why core. *wink wink; nudge nudge*

why does my heart go boom?

 

cause when I'm with you I'm feeling less confused, at least that's what Miss Li my teacher told me

or is it because of this amv

why are some amvs so random?

 

Because the AMV creators really have no idea what they are doing.

Do I know what I am doing?

 

Because I ended up going to Skype and DeviantArt for more activity. =<
But even Skype is nearly dead.

Why do we park in a driveway, but drive in a parkway?

 

Because ur a cuck lol

Why are you such losers?

 

I'm just fitting in with the crowd. =<
*wink wink, nudge nudge*

Where did the term "cuck" come from?

 

its what people from nasa call that pit from a shuttle.

are we there yet?

 

it depends on how there you want to be.

Can I get a spicy chicken sandwich with pepper jack cheese?

 

if you say please ill think about it.

what is HARP?

 

It stands for "hilariously awkward rapping policemen".

What's an example of an internal wall that aids stability in a structure?

 

your rib cage.

what is the mean of life?

 

The answer is definitely a lives average.

How orange is an orange?

 

needs more cowbells.

What happens if you change two of the ship’s planks? Would that make it somehow less of the original ship than after one plank is changed? What if the ship consists of a hundred planks and forty-nine of the planks are changed? How about fifty-one changed planks? What about changing ninety-nine of the hundred planks? Is the single plank at the bottom of the ship enough to maintain the original lofty status of the ship? And what if all of the planks are changed? If the change is gradual, does the ship still maintain its status as the original ship? How gradual must the change be?

 

yes. thats what she said. maybe. oh haruhi please help his soul. no. just no. a battery would do the trick. thats blasphemous. how could you even think of such a thing. no.

can a burnt pie go unburnt?

 

only if you time travel back to when the pie was unburnt.

tau ling sau xau ting: what does that even mean?

 

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Would you do the FitnessGram™ Pacer Test?

 

dont want to participate to spicy things.

is it spicy though?