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The Lame Jokes Thread

Discussion in 'The Asylum' started by youngnozomi, Oct 15, 2015.

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    That's nice.
    This is one that made my day: "I want to die like my grandpa, in my sleep. Not screaming like everyone else that was in the car with him."
    A little morbid, but oh well.
     
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    What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer? A loose Canon.
     
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    @ColEvil I'll admit I chuckled, I knew this thread would be perfect for you. Keep em coming. We need more lame jokes.
     
    #23 Supernatural-Knight, Sep 16, 2016
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    A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption!
     
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    I saw this joke and I knew I had to do it! How much does a Full Metal Alchemist boxset cost? An arm and a leg
     
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    I swear there were like two of these threads? I know they were from years ago.
     
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    Jesus can walk on water, correct?
    Yes
    Well, I can walk on cucumbers. As you may know, cucumbers are 98% water. So - I am 98% Jesus
     
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    This is probably one of my favorites kinda bad thou - For Sale- Parachute, Used once, never opened, small stain.
     
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    What were u thinking about...You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking.... Stupid mosquitoes
     
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    where do tree do there banking? barklays
     
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    Nice one
     
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    I have no idea if this can be taken as a joke but I thought it was funny... So far the poor guy had over 700 likes...
    FOTDFF5.jpg
     
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    @Kaede lol he just got 1 like xD
     
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    "Beam me up Scotty! There is no intelligent life here!"
     
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    I am a sucker for a bad pun, dad jokes especially. So when I spotted one in the first Audi commercial that Spider man released I couldn't help but laugh. At 25 seconds into the video, but the whole thing is worth the watch
     
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    just this one
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    Ha found it, Animegatari. I thought it might had been considering the topic matter. Never did start that.
    Anime is shit, the sooner she comes to terms with that the better. But it is our shit that we have a love hate relationship with.

    I don't actually have a lame joke ready at the moment
     
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    i mean i dont but i enjoy the heck out of it. im looking at you macross.
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    Haven't seen Macross either but singing anime appeal to me so there is always a chance. Too bad its mech.
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