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*picks on dolls*

 

*Eats grass.*

 

Asked me out on a grass eating dinner date while aboard a train to the moon that was derailed by Core throwing pickles from a rooftop onto the train tracks.

 

Cut and tore up all my grass while stealing my tickets to go aboard a train to the moon that was then derailed by Core who, was on my rooftop throwing pickle slices onto the train tracks which caused said train to crash into my house which caused it to

 

Has not failed in confusing me.

 

Has no memory of yesterday.

 

Flopped hard.

 

is a godmother

 

Is like a boss.

 

Will buy Kaede a violin.

 

can play a lute.

 

That's a string instrument, right?

Has blue hair.

 

Plays the violin.
Wish I could get you one. My grandma has one, but she got afflicted with schizophrenia, and doesn't play it now.
Those things can be crazy expensive.

 

yep.

is a member of the jabawokees.

 

Was eaten by Jabbowocks

 

is a fascist.

 

Grrrrrrrrrr!
Likes to eat feathers.

 

is the source of the feathers.

 

Has wings.

 

just check our avatars and who has wings....

is a pirate