Counting Endlessly

4481 secret agents in your closet.

 

4482 recording devices hidden in your home and workplace

 

4483 dollars in car repairs.

 

4484 tears shed over the price of those car repairs :'(

 

4485 tissues used for the tears.

I did pay $400 to get a wheel bearing replace on my car. Good thing I built up some money from a side job (donating plasma for dirt cheap pay).

 

4487

 

4488 times chickened out asking some one out

 

4489 recruitment is always ongoing. you have to find my recruiting officer to draft in.

 

4490 I wish to apply for the recruitment officer position

 

4491 so you want to be an officer eh? one must be a recruit first.

 

4492

 

4494

But We've been stal- *ahem* monitoring @Core for days now. The team is tired and desires a new assignment

 

4495
shush you. dont do anything to attract attention!

 

4496
'Sir, the subject has vanished! We cannot find him anywhere!'
'Impossible! Ten people lost track of a single man? Go find him, now!'
Are you guys looking for me?
'There he is! Aaaaah!

*last log of team before being decimated*

 

*poof in*
4497
*poof out*

 

4498
*drags his ass back*

 

4499 snakes in your underwear drawer.

 

4500 i wonder what kinds of snakes are in the drawer. also, you didnt specify the gender of the owner of the said drawer.