Corrupt my wish

GRANTED: But to maintain the scales of balance, you get hardship.

I wish for the next person to not post anything.

 

That word has no been stricken from the English language.

I wish Core has a good day.

 

Granted: But I must corrupt my own good day. =P

I wish for a calm state of mind.

 

Granted, you are pronounced brain dead.

Wishes the Jews, Christians, and Muslims would all just get along.

 

Granted: They are all sent to the afterlife. Wait a minute...

Wishes for a perfect plan.
What could possibly go wrong?

 

Its a plan to destroy the sun, kaede is successful and the world turns into a ball of ice and rock devoid of life.....good wish Core!!

Wishes for a not so successful plan.

 

Yay! Ice! Woohoo! I don't see how that plans poses a thread...

Granted, but your life plan suffers because of it.

I wish to be president of the United States of Nipa one day.

 

Granted: You have been deemed unfit to rule and you have your voice replaced with Sylvester Stalone's voice.

I wish to figure out what the hell my Microstation homework means.

 

Granted: It means you are destined to fail another course.

Wishes to know what the hell Microstation homework is.....

 

Granted: This is all you get for explanation.

It's a CAD program for drafting.

Wishes that to know if anyone has herd of Mikel Knight..

 

Granted, you are Mikel Knight posing as Core.

I wish for a new brain that is actually smart.

My brain has officially exploded and I thought it couldn't become any more ruined from maths. Thanks Core... Thanks a lot.

 

Granted you are cyber brain, and have no physical body to speak of.

I wish for more hours at work.

 

granted but you wont get paid for it
I wish for a good life

 

Granted but everyone else is suffering because of it and wishes for revenge.

I wish Alucard was by my side.

 

Granted, Alucard Johnson, a 286 pound, 53 year old man from Detroit is by your side. He just got out of prison for rape and murder and you're looking mighty fine to him, miss Kaede, mighty fine indeed.

Wishes for Kaede's protection against Mr. Johnson.

 

Granted you are right there to protect her and Mr Johnson is more interested in you.

I wish for a trip

 

Granted, just send a post card on the way down. Your hospital bill has already been filled. Enjoy.

I wished I had enough money that I could have bought more Anime today.

 

Funny thing is, you need no serious math to work this stuff out.

Granted: You got the money illegitimately.

I wish to figure out the UTAU program.

 

Granted, but it doesn't work properly.

I wish I was Medusa from Soul Eater.

 

Granted but you have no control over your snakes

I Wish I had special forces training.