Lie To Me

guess that leaves mii with 3.

 

#1 I am regularly told my puns are terrible IRL, but I still do them.

#2 I used to be very sarcastic, but I offended a bunch of people so I dropped the sarcasm, I still enjoy being the victim of sarcasm or seing it in action.


@Kaede is right with #3, I steal a lot of jokes off of imgur.

 

You cheater. Haha! XD

ok, here I go...
1) My child hood nickname was 'Broken Arrow.'
2) I own a bow and arrow set.
3) I've seen all the Arrow series.

 

3
You live in the city, which cuts down your opportubity of firing a bow.

 

1 - Cause Who does not like Christian Slater and John Travolta in Broken Arrow...

 

I think #2, because you give off that Ted Nugent, just F@ck it vibe.

 

Why use an automatic weapon with high fire rate and faster velocity, when you can pull a string to launch yard-long spike into your target?

 

Because you never know when Bambi may be packin'

 

@Cpt_K3nny is correct.

I was given the nickname 'Broken Arrow' because I mange to snap an arrow in two when I fired it.

What made you think I live in the city?

 

Theme Ex Girl friends.....

1. I was once dumped for a pussy
2. My ex GF once ran over my leg with a car.
3. My Exe's Ex previous to me was named Stewie Griffin like Familly guy

 

I'm going to stick with 3 but I have a feeling 3 is not correct.

 

You mentioned something about an old man seeing a picture you threw away. I did not think that he would have walked any further than a hundred feet to see that. But then, my memory decays.


1 is my answer.
Just so the Captain knows, I will never underestimate him again.

 

I am thinking it's number 2, and here is why......We have the footage



And boy K3nny sure can fly!!!


Newsfootage courtesy CNN

 

Theme Ex Girl friends.....

1. I was once dumped for a pussy
(my GF of 4 years dumped me once I gave her an ultimatum that she either chooses to keep a 3rd pussy cat over me or I move out. considering I didn't want the first 2 we already had anyways needless to say she chose the 3rd Pussy cat over me)

2. My ex GF once ran over my leg with a car.
(She drove over my foot not my leg)

3. My Exe's Ex previous to me was named Stewie Griffin like Familly guy
(his name was Peter Griffin not Stewie)

Oddly enough this was all the same gf.......

So @Core was Correct #1 was true!

 

Alright!

1. I wear glasses.
2. I wear contacts.
3. I switch between the two.

 

I am going with Clark Kent/Superman and you switch between the 2

So number 3 is my answer!

 

Never seen anyone who only ever wore contacts, so 1 is my answer.

 

Looks like I'm stuck with #2. However I know for fact Core has a phone booth ready just in case he needs to do a quick change from mild mannered Core to Core Zero (which has fewer calories than regular Core I might add).

 

Well, that one was amusing.

1 is the answer.

2 is false because I own none, which also means 3 is false.

 

I won't steal Core's lies.

1- I don't wear glasses.

2- I wear glasses.

3- I mostly wear contacts.


I was just very inspired by Core's statements.