Corrupt my wish

@Kaede Granted, Core paints you to look like Megaman.
I wish for Kaede to win the lottery.

 

granted but she gives 50% of what she wins to the person sitting in front of here

I wish for adventure

 

Granted, you are drafted into the Canadian Navy and are lost in the Arctic with only a polar bear for female companionship.

Wants angrygamer217 to enjoy a good beer.

 

Granted but Paladine321 must drink a good rum

I wish for call of duty Modern warfare 4

 

Granted, but then the government confiscated it due to government secrets.

I wish I had Hanyuu by my side right now.

Why not the lottery for yourself?

 

Granted but she won't stop slapping you.

Don't need the money.

I wish for a soda machine in my living room so I don't have to go to the kitchen.

 

Granted: You still have to pay for the crap. At 4X the cost, too!

I wish people would listen to me.

 

Granted but they determine the level of your insanity and you are immediately placed in the psych ward .

I wish I were king of a small island nation full of women only.

 

Granted but they're all lesbians

I wish perk a colas were real

 

Gee... we should try and play a game, try and keep your post G rated. Do you know how hard that is?

Granted, but you weren't

I wish for myself to be Rika.

 

kaede what do you mean
granted but you live in the world of glitter force
I wish to be able to bend the elements

 

Granted but you have no control over how they are bent.

I wish for a life time supply of energy Drinks

 

Granted: The lifetime supply is set to last only 5 minutes. (Short life)

I wish I had unlimited lives/respawns.

 

Granted but you life is full of sadness as you watch those you love die around you.

I wish for immortality

 

Oh, so open for this one...
Granted: You still continue to age.

I wish have the AF Spirit of Motherwill

(in background)

 

Granted but you lost your keys and have only ill will to show for it.

Wishes rock and roll wasn't dead.

 

Granted but you were.

I wish for a really cool Anime onomatopoeia ringtone.

 

Granted: It goes off whenever you try to say something important.

I wish I had a AI for planning and speaking to.

 

You do but it keeps repeating "Queen to knight four check".

Wish Core's avatar was slightly less pink.

 

granted but yours becomes hot pink

I wish for mark v sparaten amour