Corrupt my wish

granted but before you even got the chance to listen to it, you became deaf.

i wish for a karaoke system.

 

Granted but you will never have the talent to sing with it.

I wish for a real body to call my own

 

Granted, you are now the opposite gender with your current gender parts.

I wish wish to be the fastest runner in the world

 

granted , you're so fast that nobody can see you and you can never stop moving

I wish I was an expert writer

 

Granted but all you can write in is pictographs,

I wish I could get back in to game development

 

granted, but you end up making a crappy game that takes you over a 100 hours to develop because you can't figure out this one bug that keeps crashing the game over and over again (I hope this doesn't happen to me , trying to develop my first game using unity , maybe you guys can check it out once i'm done)

I wish I could become a famous game developer

 

Granted, only fame is infamy due to incomplete wo......

I wish I had a wish

 

Granted. However, you wasted it on cursing your neighbours.

I wish I was an anime character.

 

granted and you are just that random civilian only shown for 2 seconds flat.
i wish for ramen

 

I DON'T CARE!! I'M STILL IN A ANIME!!!!!

Granted but sadly, it was the lowest quality Ramen in the world. Therefore, it was awful.

I wish I could wield a scythe...

 

granted but its made out of paper.
i wish for a good tweet.

 

Granted but your internet blacked out.

I wish I had cake.

 

granted
*whistles*


i wish for a portal gun.

 

What are you doing to my cake?!!!!


Granted but you do not know how to use it with out failing.

(HAHA! As soon as I was plotting ways for revenge, I had diabolic Lovers battle theme play on my phone. Coincidence? I think not. Good timing phone, good timing)

 

Your phone as just Crashed and erased its memory due to lack of wish

I wish for a new friend

 

granted. please welcome your new friend lonliness.

i wish for a pie.

 

Granted but its Pie flavored.

I wish for a Knight-mere Frame

 

Granted. However, you have no arms to control it.

I wish I had one hell of a butler.

 

Granted but he betrays you

Spoiler

you called

I wish there was more time in the day

 

well that was horrible.

Granted, but you can't see the light of day.

I wish Vergil was in DMC anime.