Grinds Your Gears

Incorrect meme usage.

 

I hate that. As far as driving goes, I hate it when I am waiting at a stop sign for the person drive by, and then he makes a turn, wasting my time since he was not using any turn signals early enough. Same thing goes for the converse of that.

Also, pedestrians who think they own the road.
According to survival of the fittest, you had better run, pedestrians.

 

On the flip side, I hate drivers who think they own the road and don't have to share with cyclists and pedestrians.

 

True. I almost got converted into roadkill when a driver made a right turn while using a broken right turn signal. Happened when I was little, and the jerk almost ran me over. Didn't even bother stopping or slowing down to miss me. After that, broken turn signals became a real gear-grinder for me.

 

When food you pay for gets caught in a vending machine.

 

That is bad luck...

 

People who speak very girly and use the words: Um... Like...OMG!... and L#L a lot... especially in the one sentence really makes mii want to ignore them. some are alright it's just the overly excessive use of them that really gets on my nerves.

 

So, valley girls?

 

Can you say ironic?

 

OMG!!!!!! kidding...

I was at a mall waiting for my wife to finish clothes shopping at the maternity store and there was this group of like 7 teenage girls who made a circle close to me in the mall halls and started talking like that.....

it was OMG did you like my Facebook picture here omg lets take a selfi soooooo cute.... needless to say a month after psychiatric help I was finally able to regain my Intelligence and go home to my wife.....

 

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You poor poor soul. I feel for you. Next time... just bring earmuffs or headphones and turn the music up.

If that's what they are called then sure.

 

GYAAAAAH! THAT IS, BY FAR, THE MOST GEAR GRINDING THING TO ME! EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT TICKS ME OFF! GYAAH!
I am fortunate that nobody I know talks like that, but when my sister imitates it...

You get the idea.

 

I GOT ONE!! this used to be my sister's EX fiance but it applies to everyone.....

Vegan's who continuously Judges me for eating meat! Listen you made your choice don't force your beliefs on me you veggie eating HIPPY and let me enjoy my GD steak without having to hear you complain about how eating meat is barbaric you dick!

I AM very happy they didn't work out!! I know horrible thing to say but I really disliked him after that Vegan Spiel

Witch will lead me to the next thing about him that grinded my gears in a next post

 

30% of Earth's oxygen is produced by plants.

STOP VEGANS BEFORE THEY EAT ALL OF OUR FORESTS AND DOOM THE HUMAN RACE!

 

"TREE-HUGGING VEGANS DOOM EARTH."
*headlines of alien newspapers

Gear grinder for me:
When people gripe about what grinds their gears.

 

Gear Grinder for me anything @Core says

I am surprised you don't hate Puns After all we did to you CORErect?

 

Just so people know, this was mostly a joke.

@Cpt_K3nny
Considering that I made myself a bit of an open target with that, I have no problem with the puns. Besides, it is not good to let a good opportunity to counter what someone says go to waste (provided they are not thin-skinned and get insulted easily).

Just as long as nobody makes fun of my eating habits...

 

I'm currently next to three girls and I'm stuck in the bus.

"Tu sais" "genre" "je suis comme"
(Y'know) (like) (I'm like)

I'm going nuts!

 

Hahaha Trop comique dis leur de se taire LOL