Corrupt my wish

Granted. Hope you don't mind it's from a Monopoly board game.

I wish my favorite anime characters wouldn't always die.

 

granted and all the other characters looked like justin beiber

 

cant corrupt a wish if the wish ant there.

I wish for a life time supply of Coke a Cola.

 

granted but you dont get one coz it doesnt exist.

i wish i wished of a wish before this wish.

 

Granted you are now a tuna

I wish My internet speed was higher

 

Granted your Internet speed is now 150kbps download and 45kbps upload.

I wish my ISP will hurry up and install their modem here.

 

Wish granted. The modem is cheap.

I wish to have a friend that is a pretty kitsune woman.

 

granted but it has rabies.

i wish for an android running on android OS.

 

Granted. The android is stuck up because it believes the Android OS is based off of him/her.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

 

granted but you cant have it. you wont even know what it is.

i wish for a new country.

 

Granted. It is in your backyard, populated by millions of grass citizens.

I wish to see who would win- Goku Vs. Superman.

 

granted and you are at the very place they are fighting.

i wish for an empty water bottle.

 

Granted. The bottle is empty after it is poured on you.

I wish for the next wish granter to make a posting using 20 different colors.

 

Granted, only there are too many colors

I wish for a pay rise at work

 

granted , you got promoted however the amount of stress at work is so high that you start to go bald like saitama

I wish I could beat up anyone with one punch

 

Granted. The punch bounces back.

I wish I had a railgun.

Ooooh. Pretty colors!

 

granted and you are tied to it.

i wish for a lollipop.

 

Granted, it is poo flavored.

I wish to have a perfect wish.

 

granted. that wish is so perfect that you got bored pretty easily.

i wish for a cheesy bacon.

 

Granted, it is Baconman. (It's a joke, Baconman!)

I wish to find some good music.