Let's Have a Pun Time

I hear Hillary has been pretty fast to accuse Putin this election period. I think she might just be Russian to conclusions.

Puns, Bad Jokes, we've all heard them. Some absolutely hate them, others disgustingly enjoy them.

Whichever one you happen to be, share your best ones here. Just don't Punish us too much.

 

Thanks for the thread @The_Lullabye ...
It's gonna put me to sleep!

 

Of core-se I'll core-dially add some core-upted hard-core puns from your's truly, Core! Even if they are core-ny.

 

I don't usually like pun jokes because the Ry-ting can be so bad. lol But hey, I don't mind Ryding on the bandwagon. It's not as if I have anything to do as a Ry-ter.

 

i dont like puns. they make me punder for a good pun to deliver.

 

So how did the stoners get to the concert?

Spoiler

They took the Highway.

 

... I just caught that after several days...

 

Where do porcupines go to the bathroom?

Spoiler

In the Porcupotty

 

whale hello there. happy to sea this thread geting activity.