Corrupt my wish

Granted but it rusts when exposed to air. Wishes for a small sandwich.

 

Granted, but it was made out of wood.

I wish I lived in Japan.
No, I'm not being

 

Granted, you were sold into a human trafficking ring and now reside 83 miles west of Tokyo. You were bought by a 64 year old Chinese man who weighs 380 pounds and has backne. You often visit the forest of Aokigahara and long for death.

Wishes Kaede smiles at least one time today from reading something I wrote.

 

Granted, but I hypnotised you to write on your face.
I wish for more dream catchers.

Oh wow! Didn't know you wanted to eliminate mii that much. Haha!

 

granted but you are too afraid to sleep

I wish Kaede could have a wish with out it being corrupted

 

Hahaha wish granted! But be aware that in exchange for Kaede's uncorrupted wish, you'll have to take on his corrupted wishes as well as your own.

I wish I could go live in the Pokemon world.

 

Oh wow. Haha! What's with everyone wishing for stuff for mii? I'm becoming rather popular.

Granted, but you were the bad guys who wish to destroy the Pokémon world. Come to the dark side... we have Pokémon shaped cookies.

I wish for a Ukulele tuner...

 

Granted, but you have no Ukulele. Wishes Kaede had a Ukulele.

 

Haha! I own one.

Granted, but you must suffer her horrible music she makes.

I wish for a violin.

 

Gives Kaede a violin with the knowledge he has just ended his ability to hear.... wishes for earmuffs.

 

Granted: They are made of ears.

Wishes for a hammer tacker.

Weeaboo.

 

Granted, you spend all day long attacking your hammer until you go blind and have fuzzy palms. Wishes for lightning reflexes

Don't think of her as a Weeaboo, more like a geisha girl in training.

 

Granted: You now think of her as a weeaboo.

Wishes to witness a beautiful disaster.

 

Granted, has been viewing this post for 414 entries now and there's no sign of this train remaining anywhere close to the rails.

Wishes for a quiet vacation home in Italy.

 

Granted: The home is quite, but not your wife or the neighbors.

I wish my laptop had better performance.

 

Granted! But it becomes sentient and plots to wreck your day by any means necessary.

I wish I could have a pair of ear buds that'll last a lifetime.

 

Granted, but you have no ears to use them with.

I wish rude people were put on mute each time they go to speak.

 

This user has been muted. Please try again at a later time. Error code 474809

Wishes fora better Operating System than windows 10

 

Haha! Maybe should have clarified the 'who' part. Technically, you're typing.

Granted, it is now better than 10 windows.
I had no ideas. That was the first thing that came to mind.

I wish for the worlds biggest spider.

 

Granted, but it thinks your it's mate and it wants you to have it's eggs.

Wishes Kaede could find happiness