Insult the above poster without cursing

Did you only roll 1's on your ability scores?

 

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you'll be beautiful on the inside

 

If laughter is the best medicine, your face would cure all sickness.

 

You're about as useful as Anne Frank's drum set

 

If I wanted to suicide, I would climb to your ego and jump of to your IQ

 

Your birth certificate is a letter of apology from the condom factory

 

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

 

Ouch. That's brutal

You're one of those babies that would have been better off swallowed

 

XD I've got more of those ones...

When people ask for what sign you're born under do you answer truthfully with a STOP sign?

 

Spoiler

Is your family tree a straight line?

 

That's what I get for using a joke from Bobobo. Speaking of anime jokes...

You're so fat it took Sora 5 keyblades to reach your heart.

 

Your gene pool could use a little bleach

 

You have as many friends as Junjou Romantica has male fans.

 

You seem like the type of person who would vote for donald trump.

 

Yuck!

You're proof that evolution can reverse itself.

 

You"re so dumb that you sit on the TV and watch the couch

 

That"s not fair to anybody

 

Well you're so annoying that even Black Star refuses to give you his autograph.

 

You're the reason aliens won't visit us.

 

If you became a computer, you'd be artificial stupidity.