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Her: Undress me with your words. Me: There’s a spider in your bra.

Wonder if the skulls of your enemies are dishwasher safe. Asking for a friend.

When today’s safety meeting is about what you did yesterday.

When they can no longer control you, they will try to control what others think of you.

S.O: Why is your back all scratched up? (flashback to me chasing a racoon after she told me to leave it alone) Me: I’m having an affair.

A patient cured is a customer lost.

I'm hella bored

The same people who are candy to our eyes can be poison to our hearts. Study their ingredients before feeding them to your soul.

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have now started asking humans to prove they are not a robot.

Acupuncture ~ proving that stabbing someone can make things better.

I need to get my life together but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort into it.

War is when they tell you who the enemy is. Revolution is when you figure it out for yourself.

Ay yo whats up bro

Yooo b, I don't know if you're still on this but I just heard about Walshy )':

My condolences to his family.