Out Of Context

This is a game where you take someone's words from another topic or thread and post it in here out of context so it sounds weird, funny, or something along those lines. I'll go first.
Rules:
1) Do not add words to make the quote into something it's not. By doing so, it's no longer a direct quote and against the rules.
2) Cropping a quote is permitted.
3) No quotes from chat or private messages. Forums only.
4) Nothing too obscene please.

NOTE: this game was originally made by deathfire123

then was reuploaded by Metazoxan in the jan archive forum so yes this thread is soo dead i had to read the Necronomicon

So without further to do let the madness begin

 

let the game begain