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Discussion in 'The Asylum' started by dedseed1, Sep 19, 2015.
With a wife and teenage daughters.....
Gotta be able to laugh at myself I suppose
My battle cry against life.
THIS with PEOPLE AT WORK
LoL!!! That is too true.
Programer's to me
Me back at the programmer
I need a vacation...
@Cpt_K3nny Next time they give you grief just ask them if they tried turning it off and on again, just to see if they do it. lmao
That's what scares me they probably would...... urgh I don't remember being that ignorant when I was developing code... aww such is life i guess.
We have 60GB of DB2 log file available for one system.....
The application filled those logs up their first question is well can we make it 100GB?
Me to them well if we make it 100GB just think how ever long it takes for you to fill up this 100GB of logs it will take the same amount of time to roll back so the bigger the logs the longer down time you have if you fill it up and it needs to roll everything back..... so it took you 5 hours to fill these logs well to Fn bad system will be down for 5 hours to roll them back ya maroons!
My suggestion why don't you guys do more commits in your program so that you don't fill up 60GB of transaction log for the Db
Programer: Nope cant do that....
I mean who has an Program that creates 60GB of DB log files without ever doing a commit?
I mean FUCK ME SIDE WAYS its literaly 60gb of a txt files of all your Insert, Deletes or Updates give me a freaking break... and the worst of it is when they fill up at 3 or 2 am in the morning who you going to call? the DBA!!!
I need a vacation.....
lol It Sounds like this meme may apply to the both of us.
So that is what happens when there are 60 Gb? So if they had 100 Gb, they might call you in 5 or 6 in the morning (theoretically)? It's only their own fault for the extra downtime, and maybe you will get less b!tching from them. Sure, that means lee productivity, but maybe granting them their wish will give you a break.
I am no expert on IT work or Database work, so I am quite sure I do not know how that stuff works, but are all those text files really so neccessary that they need the DBA to come running?
Oh well. This probably applies to you because of all that stuff:
I have to agree with Core on this one, if they won't use common sense, it's not your fault.
Pretty much explains my chess strategy. Make it or break it.
This sounds about right
Sums up the Asylum somehow
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