Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer

because soil needs that to make it fertile.

why do cows eat grass?

 

Cause it allows them to breathe.

Why does everything I love break on me 9 months later?

 

you must be a shitty owner.

why are greeting cards expensive?

 

Cause you're so mean.

Why do humans fart?

So mean.

 

( •_•)

now to answer the question.... bcoz of azzh()les.

why do donkeys honk?

 

Cause why not?

Why does grass grow?

Don't respond like that.

 

grass grow because they want to get rid of all animals on earth. its like the white blood cells of the earth.

why is the sun the center of our sun system?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Because Earth wasn't dank enough.

Why does Pluto look like my face?

 

because i see a heart on your face.

why does an ID is needed to enter a school?

 

the id contains a tracking chip and a camera so the principal can see ur everymove
why are harem mc's so fricken dense

 

so they wont float to the heaven only to hell.

why are ninjas not talked about often?

 

Because otherwise they would break their number 1 rule : secrecy and would have to commit seppuku

why are cat girls so cute

 

Because you have a secret cat fetish
"Why is McDonald's big mac so delicious?"

 

hmm.. maybe O_O but it's not bestiality if they're half girl right ?

Because the big mac actually contains mind controlling chemicals that make you believe that it tastes great , however they only take effect after 3 minutes. So for those 3 minutes you actually hate the taste but then you are made to believe the taste is awesome and buy another big mac and the process repeats.......Mac-ception.

Why is majority of the earth covered in water?

 

Global warming.

Why? Just why?

 

cause yolo

what is the correct number?

 

the number of the girl you cant get.

are earphones good?

 

(the burn! )
no earphones aren't good. They were in the 1900s in an underground bunker by a mad scientist working for the government , and only got popular in the 2000s. They were made to help send brainwashing messages from your phone and mp3 directly to your brain , giving the government control over the brain, until everyone on planet Earth is a mindless zombie.
why is necrophilia bad?

 

because an old woman once told me that toads get noisy when it rains.

how come jeans are not colored green?

 

As green is the colour of grass , humans would become invisible if they sat on the grass
Why is life a mystery?