Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer

example:

why is the sky Blue?

Smurfs farted all over it.

So one person asks a stupid question, then next person gives a stupid answr then asks a stupid question of their own.

First Question: WHY CAN'T I GET TICKETS FOR THE POLAR EXPRESS? I WANNA SEE SANTAH!1 WAAA

 

its because you are looking for the wrong person.

why is it that i type in small caps?

 

You want someoone tto put you on a soda bottleso you canjump in sodaa

Is that plausible?

 

No, nothing is plausible when your ankles are made of mayonnaise.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

you silly1 Farms don't have roads!

where am I again?

 

no.. its where are we?

do dragons breath fire?

 

Only theones who smoke like it's their oxygen.

would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?

 

I already have all the girl scouts I need.

How does one polish their ears?

 

simple put them in the wash

when does the sun set?

 

When it's playing volleyball.

Why is oxygen invisible?

 

because if it was visible no one could see

how many gingers does it take to make an anime?

 

anime is a cooking show now?!

is it possible to conquer the world?

 

Only on Tuesdays.

How do you make wood?

 

By punching a tree.

Why can't pigs fly?

 

Because they can't afford the overweight fee

How many lols could a Troll lol if a Troll could lol Trolls?

 

65 to be precise.

Where does metal come from?

 

Metal comes from the show case, along with trophies and ribbons.

What makes you an expert in flash photography?

 

The fact that I have a flash light.

How high is a hill?

 

Hi-er than hola, bonjour, and nihao put together.

Who is the real Santa Claus?

 

The old guy who lives at the end of your road called John. He only comes round on Tuesdays.

What do you do when life gives you lemons?