A Million Dollars But...

A bit of a fun game I found online. Simple really. You state that the person gets a million dollars but there's a catch.

I'll start:

You get a million dollars, but once a week, you have to walk out into the road and get hit by the first vehicle you see. You won't get any bruises or broken bones or anything and the driver won't face any legal consequences, but you will experience all the pain there is from being hit by a vehicle for 30 minutes. As in it'll register in your brain that you have a horrible bruise or a shattered kneecap, but it won't actually be there.

Also, the vehicle is driving at at least 40 MPH/65KPH

Would you take the money?

 

Nah. A million dollars, unfortunately, won't go as far as you might think in today's economy. It's not worth something with lasting, harmful consequences.

Alright. A million dollars but you must spend a week eating only raw onions.

 

Hah, I'll take that up! If our ex pathetic excuse for a leader could eat one, so can I!

A million dollars, but another million goes to an organisation/cause you are against~

 

I guess it'd depend on which one. But nah. I guess not

You get a million dollars, but you're not allowed to eat your favorite food for a year

 

Tony Abbott? Did he have a thing for eating raw onions?

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Yeah, I'll take that.

A million dollars but you have to drop absolutely everything you're doing in life (work, school, hobbies, relationships, etc.) and become a long-distance trucker for a year.

 

That actually sounds like fun. Do I at least get paid for my job as a trucker?

 

Yes.

 

Then yeah, I'd definitely take it.

You get a million dollars, but you have to listen to nothing but your least favorite genre of music for 3 years

 

If I remember correctly, one time he just took a bite out of one.

 

3 years is a very long time to hear screaming music so ill pass this offer.

You get a million dollars, but you may not use any electronic device for a year.

 

Pass. May as well be dead.

A million dollars, but every time you go to do something, someone else has done it better.

 

so if ill take this, does that mean that someone else has greater than 1 million dollars?

A million dollars, but you are deaf.

 

That just sounds like my life, already.

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Pass. Again, not worth lasting, harmful consequences.

A million dollars but you can't shower/bathe/clean yourself for a year.

 

pass i have to go outside and meet people

A million dollars but you will forget that anime exists and destiny prevents you from learning it exists.

 

I would do it, not for the 1 million dollars just so everyone around me would be confused af why i keep on getting hit by cars!

 

I would take a million, since no consequences are involved.

You get $1,000,000, but only if you eat your socks at the end of every day rather than put them in the dirty clothes.

 

pass

a million dollars and you have to wear a white surgical left hand glove for the rest of your life.

 

Pass. Watches are annoying, let alone gloves.

A million dollars, but you can only be awake for 4 hours a day.

 

take it. if its a cure for my 8-10 hour sleep problem and will not have any health issues.

a million dollars with annoying nose hairs.

 

Forever? Nah.

A million dollars but you must always speak in riddles.