Dear Dungeon Master, Your game sux. I got pwned by a level 304 goblin. Goblin is OP, nerf please. P.S How do I unlock uber armor? I'm in training level and payed the inn keeper all my gald for information. He also offered to teach me thievery but that skill is stupid and weak. Buff thievery and make it interesting please. Also he say the princess is in another castle. Wat does that mean? Thank you and goodnight.
Hello, Doomguy! I'm sorry to hear that you're having so much trouble with the level 304 Gobliterator Raid Boss. You'll be happy to know that he's getting some very hard nerfs in the next patch. His special attack that deals 99% of a player's maximum HP as damage has been reduced significantly, down to 95%. You will also be happy to know that he will only summon 184 mini-boss minions instead of the usual 200.
As for the Uber Armor, you're on the right track! If he's offering to teach you thievery, all you have to do now is complete the sidequest "Through the Goblins and Trolls" which is given to you by M'aiq the Liar. Once you complete this quest by killing the Gobliterator Raid Boss, talk to the Innkeeper and he will give you the Uber Armor.
Unfortunately, since we're giving the Gobliterator such hard nerfs in this patch, we're also nerfing the Uber Armor. Said armor will be renamed "Noobcake City", its stats will be reduced by half and the custom color scheme is locked on hot pink. Have fun beating that boss! - Dungeon Master, Harvester of Tears.
So after your confession of twisting George Lucas's arm for the inclusion of Jar Jar Binks I was curious so I dug up his recent history of secret meetings. I found this https://youtu.be/bV7PnPnjNYI Whatever your secret society is aiming for, know that my own society is keeping tags on it.
In that case, tell your people that they can observe to their hearts content. But you should also let them know that we have highly skilled agents that are willing to do whatever it takes to protect our interests. This is one of our agents in action. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LTI_Y_TrFo Don't test us. She will assume her ultimate form.
I can't confirm or deny it, but I've heard rumors that the Federation pays her entirely with McNuggets. Serious business, indeed.